Edutainment Tonight - Saturday Night Edition

The Bored hopes you're not alone, because we're going to creep you out.

The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven came to Robert Plant in a flash of inspiration when he and Jimmy Page were sitting by a fireplace with Page strumming the intro chords. Plant: "I was holding a pencil and paper, and for some reason I was in a very bad mood. Then all of a sudden my hand was writing out the words, 'There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold/And she's buying a stairway to heaven.' I just sat there and looked at the words and then I almost leapt out of my seat."

This led to speculation that it was Satan who was moving the pencil. 

The Bored thought this chick was Edutaining

The Bored studied Clara Meadmore because she's the world's oldest living virgin at 107 years old...
Alas, we're disappointed to report that it took dedication and good morals, nothing exciting.

"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living ... Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway. When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband - and I never married."

Bored Memo

The Sitting Chairman of The Bored thinks that for $47.97, we could all actually get along.
And because we like a sure thing, we're signing you up for this $15.95 plan, for good measure.

The Birds, the Bees and the Bored.

The Bored likes to be edutained by the birds and the bees.

You're Going on a Field Trip!

It's Friday, so the Bored wants you to get lost.
We don't have insurance... so Google Street View it is!
We recommend São Paulo.

The Dandy Lions of The Congo.

The Bored would like to bring these dapper fellows to your attention.

Edutain yourselves with the Sapeurs of the Congo.